if uni was more like RuPaul's Drag Race

rupaul: *walks over to my table* hiii flora!

me, typing away at my laptop: hi ru!

rupaul: what are you working on honey?

me: well, the assignment was to write an analysis of a movie from a film-philosophical perspective, so I'm writing about "Solaris" and using Jacques Rancière's theory about cinema in the aesthetic regime, proposing that "Solaris" gives the viewer a different frame of reference to the concept of reality when compared to representationalist art of the 19th century!

rupaul: uh-hu I see. Well you've been criticized a lot on this show for not showing versatility and hiding behind the discourse of well-known authors. How do you plan to improve that if you're going to basically apply Rancière's theory to this film and not offer any unique insight of your own?

me: *the shade button sound plays as clips of me looking stupid are edited together to make it seem like i'm speechless*

rupaul: Well, it looks like you've got your work cut out for you. alright, get to work!

me, stammering: thank you ru..

me once rupaul leaves: this is a mess. I've got to start from scratch. Now i'm STRESSED!! But I do NOT want to go out on that runway looking like an idiot with half-baked discourse

hobbitkaiju:

fluent-in-lesbianism:

When you overhear a guy flirting with a girl and she says “no thanks I’m gay”

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I DON’T EVEN REALLY IDENTIFY WITH THIS BUT THE GIF IS SO AMAZING I HAVE TO REBLOG

powerburial:

coveryourheadandneckwithyourarms:

powerburial:

someone knocked on my door and they were wearing a red hat. i didnt answer cuz i was scared it was donald trump

what if it was mario you utter fool

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cubvet:

dendritic-trees:

prettyarbitrary:

marikmarik:

infinity-imagined:

A wave and a circle are both two-dimensional projections of a helix.

What. My… What. My whole life… has been… a… what?

The universe is a gloriously weird thing.  Sometimes I wonder about the shape of humans if you could see us in all four dimensions.

This makes me so uncomfortable.

Love this